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Aug 21, 2011

Mach 20 = 15340 miles a hour (aprox)

Superfast US military plane reaches Mach 20 speed, then crashes

An unmanned U.S. military aircraft managed to reach speeds of more than 20 times the speed of sound, and to control itself for three minutes, before it crashed into the Pacific near Vandenberg Air Force Base on August 11. Space.com/MSNBC. Here's an earlier item in the LA Times. Above and below, DARPA images and video depicting the the prototype Falcon Hypersonic Technology Vehicle 2 (HTV-2), described as the fastest aircraft ever built

YIKES!!!

HOWTO make a metapizza out of pizza-flavored snack items


Kari Schuster constructed a "pizza" out of pizza-flavored snack-foods harvested from gas-stations and grocery stores. The process stained her fingers orange and clogged her nostrils with the "gentle aroma of fake cheese and tomato." She claims it was delicious.

weird but cool....

Genetic Portraits, Faces of Two Family Members Combined Into One

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In the “Genetic Portraits” photo series, Canadian photographer Ulric Collette combines the portraits of two members of the same family into one half-and-half composite in order to illustrate the family’s visual similarities. My Modern Metropolis interviewed Collete about the ongoing project

Aug 19, 2011

very intriguing

The Man Who Shot The Man Who Shot Lincoln


Illustrator and animator Drew Christie has created a fascinating animated short using paperback books, charcoal,

Apollo astronaut on political quagmires..



there is a  lot to be said for perspective......




Bad Joke Post

What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?
They have to sit in their own pew

Gratuitous Video Post

Brains!!! ooooh and some of that baguette.

wedding-photos

Aug 17, 2011

Amazing 1950"s illustrations of A bomb attack....

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much the sum total of summertime entertainment:

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nicely stated....

 
 

LAME JOKE POST

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs!

TOTALLY GRATUITUS VIDEO POST

Duck This Gif - Duck This

Renault: the car for men who don’t worry about their penises


This 1970 Renault ad attempts to entice customers who don't worry if their car makes them feel inadequate in the penis department. I'm inordinately fond of the phrase "fancy-price fantasy wagon," I must say
 
 
THE CAR FOR MEN THAT DO....
 

Aug 11, 2011

I bought one yesterday. After giving it a soothing bath in warm water I released into a vat of melted butter...

Buddhists Buy, Release Over 500 Live Lobsters Back To The Sea

Buddhist Lobster Release

classic....

Immediately before dying of cerebral meningitis in 1900, Wilde stated "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."


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  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

    PUMPKIN PI


  • I do like this.....

    Video: Patton Oswalt Reveals Wizard’s Dark Secret in ‘Final Battle’


    In The Final Battle, Patton Oswalt plays a wizard with a dark secret. It’s the latest five-second film from 5-Second Films, and it’s definitely worth five seconds of your time.

    I don't like this....

     

    Panasonic has an eye on your parental dollar in this ad for a baby monitor, posted today by Ads of the World. The creative director was Daniel Corrêa.

    Aug 9, 2011

    very cool.....

    I dig these. (but I also dug coffin hotels in tokyo)

    Dasparkhotel (The Park Hotel) is, literally, a series of tubes. Constructed from repurposed sewer pipes, each tiny room offers a double bed, storage space, a light, and the fun of an inside that is very nearly outside. Nearby are shared toilets, showers, a bar and coffee shop. [via Laughing Squid]

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    I was thrown out of NYU. On my metaphysics final, they caught me cheating. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me..... Woody Allen (this one is for Spence)

    Aug 2, 2011

    gotta luv this guy....

     Gingrich’s Twitter Followers Mostly Fake

    Gingrich’s Twitter Followers Mostly Fake

    A new report suggests that 92 percent of Newt Gingrich’s 1.3 million Twitter followers are not real. The networking search firm PeekYou, which has been trying to determine the quality of Twitter audiences, examined Gingrich’s account. The firm uses 23 criteria—including name, location, and inbound and outbound links—to figure out which online users are real or fake. After analyzing each of Gingrich’s followers, they determined that only 106,055, or 8 percent, were real people. A spokesman for the company said, “The huge majority of his followers are either completely anonymous people who have no other Web presence, or they are spambots

    Missouri State business-school professor leads successful campaign to ban Slaughterhouse-Five from local schools

     Tenth worst schools in the nation. Surprised?
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    Bad joke post.

    Why don't witches get pregant?
    Warlocks have hollow weenies....

    Paul Williams sings in his "Planet of the Apes"make-up........



    Remember Paul Williams, the diminutive singer-songwriter (Carpenters, Three Dog Night) who would often appear on 70s talkshows, games shows, on The Love Boat, and in Smokey and the Bandit and The Muppet Show? (Not to mention his greatest role as “Swan” in Brian DePalma’s cult classic Phantom of the Paradise!)
    Williams also played “Virgil” the smart orangutan in Battle for the Planet of the Apes. Williams wore his make-up for this memorable appearance promoting the film on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1973.

    40% of Americans who receive Medicare deny that they get a government check



     

    Aug 1, 2011

    essential...

    10 ways you know you've been reading too much Lovecraft

    Over on the excellent HPPodcraft message boards, a member named Parralaxicality kicked off a thread called "You know you've been reading too much Lovecraft when..." with this great Top 10 list. When last I looked at the discussion there were more than 40 entries, so head over there and take a look. Meanwhile, here's how it all started:

    1. You tell your sweetheart that her eyes are eldritch

    2. You quit your six figure job at CERN for fear of opening up terrifying vistas of reality.

    3. You refuse to leave home when the moon is gibbous.

    4. You demand that your national library grant you access to its copy of the Necronomicon.

    5. You shout out in the middle of a church service that the Old Ones will soon return, shouting and killing and revelling in joy, and all the Earth will flame with a Holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.

    6. You blame the poor quality of your shoes on the degenerate Asiatics who manufactured them.

    7. You develop an uneasy attraction to fish and white gorillas.

    8. You seal yourself up in your house, block out the windows and refuse to look at yourself in a mirror.

    9. You refuse to watch Blade Runner or Aliens because they feature trapezihedral buildings.

    10. When a contractor informs you that your house is subsiding, you demand he dig until he finds the temple causing it.

    well said.....

    As atheists know, you can be good without God

    We see the instinctive nature of moral acts and judgments in many ways: in the automatic repugnance we feel when someone such as Bernie Madoff bilks the gullible and trusting, in our disapproval of the person who steals food from the office refrigerator, in our admiration for someone who risks his life to save a drowning child. And although some morality comes from reason and persuasion — we must learn, for example, to share our toys — much of it seems intuitive and inborn.

    USA TODAY OPINION

    On Religion
    Faith. Religion. Spirituality. Meaning. In our ever-shrinking world, the tentacles of religion touch everything from governmental policy to individual morality to our basic social constructs. It affects the lives of people of great faith — or no faith at all. This series of weekly columns — launched in 2005 — seeks to illuminate the national conversation.
    Many Americans, including Francis Collins, director of the National Institutes of Health and an evangelical Christian, see instinctive morality as both a gift from God and strong evidence for His existence.
    As a biologist, I see belief in God-given morality as American's biggest impediment to accepting the fact of evolution. "Evolution," many argue, "could never have given us feelings of kindness, altruism and morality. For if we were merely evolved beasts, we would act like beasts. Surely our good behavior, and the moral sentiments that promote it, reflect impulses that God instilled in our soul."
    So while morality supposedly comes from God, immorality is laid at the door of Charles Darwin, who has been blamed for everything from Nazism to the shootings in Columbine.
    Why it couldn't be God
    But though both moral and immoral behaviors can be promoted by religions, morality itself — either in individual behavior or social codes — simply cannot come from the will or commands of a God. This has been recognized by philosophers since the time of Plato.
    Religious people can appreciate this by considering Plato's question: Do actions become moral simply because they're dictated by God, or are they dictated by God because they are moral? It doesn't take much thought to see that the right answer is the second one. Why? Because if God commanded us to do something obviously immoral, such as kill our children or steal, it wouldn't automatically become OK. Of course, you can argue that God would never sanction something like that because he's a completely moral being, but then you're still using some idea of morality that is independent of God. Either way, it's clear that even for the faithful, God cannot be the source of morality but at best a transmitter of some human-generated morality.
    This isn't just philosophical rumination, because God — at least the God of Christians and Jews — repeatedly sanctioned or ordered immoral acts in the Old Testament. These include slavery (Leviticus 25:44-46), genocide (Deuteronomy 7:1-2; 20:16-18), the slaying of adulterers and homosexuals, and the stoning of non-virgin brides (Leviticus 20:10, 20:13, Deuteronomy 22:20-21).
    Was God being moral when, after some children made fun of the prophet Elisha's bald head, he made bears rip 42 of them to pieces (2 Kings 2:23-24)? Even in the New Testament, Jesus preaches principles of questionable morality, barring heaven to the wealthy (Matthew 19:24), approving the beating of slaves (Luke 12:47-48), and damning sinners to the torments of hell (Mark 9:47-48). Similar sentiments appear in the Quran.
    Now, few of us see genocide or stoning as moral, so Christians and Jews pass over those parts of the Bible with judicious silence. But that's just the point. There is something else — some other source of morality — that supersedes biblical commands. When religious people pick and choose their morality from Scripture, they clearly do so based on extrareligious notions of what's moral.
    Further, the idea that morality is divinely inspired doesn't jibe with the fact that religiously based ethics have changed profoundly over time. Slavery was once defended by churches on scriptural grounds; now it's seen as grossly immoral. Mormons barred blacks from the priesthood, also on religious grounds, until church leaders had a convenient "revelation" to the contrary in 1978. Catholics once had a list of books considered immoral to read; they did away with that in 1966. Did these adjustments occur because God changed His mind? No, they came from secular improvements in morality that forced religion to clean up its act.
    Where, then?
    So where does morality come from, if not from God? Two places: evolution and secular reasoning. Despite the notion that beasts behave bestially, scientists studying our primate relatives, such as chimpanzees, see evolutionary rudiments of morality: behaviors that look for all the world like altruism, sympathy, moral disapproval, sharing — even notions of fairness. This is exactly what we'd expect if human morality, like many other behaviors, is built partly on the genes of our ancestors.
    And the conditions under which humans evolved are precisely those that would favor the evolution of moral codes: small social groups of big-brained animals. When individuals in a group can get to know, recognize and remember each other, this gives an advantage to genes that make you behave nicely towards others in the group, reward those who cooperate and punish those who cheat. That's how natural selection can build morality. Secular reason adds another layer atop these evolved behaviors, helping us extend our moral sentiments far beyond our small group of friends and relatives — even to animals.
    Should we be afraid that a morality based on our genes and our brains is somehow inferior to one handed down from above? Not at all. In fact, it's far better, because secular morality has a flexibility and responsiveness to social change that no God-given morality could ever have. Secular morality is what pushes religion to improve its own dogma on issues such as slavery and the treatment of women. Secular morality is what prevents ethically irrelevant matters — what we eat, read or wear, when we work, or whom we have sex with — from being grouped with matters of genuine moral concern, like rape and child abuse. And really, isn't it better to be moral because you've worked out for yourself — in conjunction with your group — the right thing to do, rather than because you want to propitiate a god or avoid punishment in the hereafter?
    Nor should we worry that a society based on secular morality will degenerate into lawlessness. That experiment has already been done — in countries such as Sweden and Denmark that are largely filled with non-believers and atheists. I can vouch from experience that secular European nations are full of well-behaved and well-meaning citizens, not criminals and sociopaths running amok. In fact, you can make a good case that those countries, with their liberal social views and extensive aid for the sick, old and disadvantaged, are even more moral than America.
    Clearly, you can be good without God.
    Jerry A. Coyne is a professor in the Department of Ecology and Evolution at The University of Chicago. His latest book is Why Evolution is True, and his website is www.whyevolutionistrue.com.

    bad joke post...

    A horse walks into a bar.takes a stool next to John Kerry orders a beer and says..."Why the long face?"

    Can a brain live for a minute after decapitation?


    Since I was a kid, I’ve been fascinated by 19th century guillotine anecdotes about severed heads winking, attempting to speak, or smiling. The “Guillotine” entry in Wikipedia has a section on “Living heads” and The Straight Dope has investigated the topic as well. And now, two new scientific studies also push on the question of whether the brain is still “alive” after decapitation. From Science News (painting by Francisco de Goya):
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    Almost a minute after a rat’s head is severed from its body, an eerie shudder of activity ripples through the animal’s brain. (Research published in January by Radboud University Nijmegen neuroscientists suggest that this) post-decapitation wave marks the border between life and death. But the phenomenon can be explained by electrical changes that, in some cases, are reversible, researchers (from the University of Twente in Enschede, the Netherlands) report online July 13 in PLoS ONE.
    Whether a similar kind of brain wave happens in humans, and if so, whether it is inextricably tied to death could have important implications. An unambiguous marker could help doctors better decide when to diagnose brain death, knowledge that could give clarity to loved ones and boost earlier organ donation

    Jul 31, 2011

    tru dat...

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    A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and
    her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first
    child?” the doctor asked. “No, you idiot!” the man shouted.
    “This is her husband!”

    How the Earth was made (this should piss off the foil hat crowd)

    Jul 30, 2011

    Bad joke post...

    Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"—

    The white noise sound that was on a constant loop in his head didn't help...

    Bush explains reaction to 9/11 attack news during historic “My Pet Goat” reading


    “I wanted to project a sense of calm.” George W. Bush explains, for the first time, why he reacted as he did after having been advised that the US was under attack on September 11, 2001.

    Jul 27, 2011

    bad joke posting

    What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? The floor is level

    labor intensive animation very cool.........


    Eric Power is an independent filmmaker based in Austin, TX, who is best known for intricate, cut-paper animated short films. He created two such shorts as channel IDs for the Boing Boing in-flight entertainment TV channel on Virgin America Airlines, which you can watch while flying in their planes starting in about a week (channel 10!). I’m a big fan of Eric’s work, and am always amazed at how obsessively, intricately genius his craft is.

    Jul 25, 2011

    Bad joke post...

    Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. When the state trooper asks "Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?", Heisenberg just smiles and says, "No, but I know where I was!"—

    Sometimes when you go real deep you forget to come up for air.....

    When she was good, she was very very good.



     

    Jul 24, 2011

    same old story....



    In case of any confusion, the big black arrow is pointing out the drug-addled gorilla

    Bad Joke Post

    How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool.

    A shame...but not unexpected....

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    British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead today at age 27, of an apparent drug overdose.
    27 tough hump for talent... Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain  all died at 27

    Jul 23, 2011

    yikes....

    Akshat Saxena Has Most Fingers And Toes: Guinness World Records

    Most Fingers And Toes
    Akshat Saxena was born with 34 fingers and toes in India in 2010.

    bad joke post

    How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish.

    Jul 22, 2011

    Bad Joke posting

    • An AT andT cell tower walks into a bar and says, "I wo...enj...blac...nin...ou.........."—

    nice......



    The extraordinary Porsche Design Shisha combines high-quality materials such as aluminium, stainless steel and glass with the timeless and unique design approach of the luxury brand. Puristic and stylish at the same time. The Porsche Design Shisha is made in Germany and stands at a height of 55 centimetres. It only shows a discreet branding on the aluminium top of the Shisha and comes with a long flexible tube made out of TecFlex material, which is also used for the classic Porsche Design TecFlex writing tools

    Jul 21, 2011

    read it , love it, live it..

    Michelle Bachman's spirtual advisor

    The homo forces of darkness are out to git redneck ‘preacher’ Damon Thompson



    Idiot redneck “preacher” Damon Thompson is ignorant, bigoted and proud of it. He makes his living spewing mono-syllabic hatred towards a group of people (gays) who he personally, has probably never had any direct experience with (unless, of course, what they say about the most vocal homophobes is true. I hadn’t considered that).
    Thompson’s “flock” are the people for whom the Tea Party movement—or the Ku Klux Klan—is a step beyond them intellectually. As one YouTube commenter quipped “This is Christianity for meth-heads!”
    Well put. If advanced beings from the future ever arrive on Earth, you can bet Damon Thompson would be the first one to want to burn them at the stake. What this hillbilly ignoramous doesn’t realize is that when “the queers” are re-broadcasting his message to hundreds of thousands of people across the Internet, the people watching are just laughing at him. Pointing and laughing at the dumb hick.
    To the average person watching his YouTube clips, Damon Thompson just appears to be a brainless hillbilly moron. No more, no less. He’s as compelling as a drunk racist and possessing half the charisma. There is nothing, not one thing, that is even remotely interesting about him. His “message” is trite and inconsequential. People are just laughing at him. Eventually we’ll never hear his name again and no one will even remember him. He doesn’t even distinguish himself as a decent enough gay-basher to achieve any real prominence in the field. Not with the likes of Bryan Fischer around. Thompson is an inarticulate dud by comparison.
    (A note to Damon: You look like a smelly hobo, dude. I could have sworn I saw flies buzzing around your head in the video clip. Have you ever considered going on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? I think they could really help you. I know they could. Your personal grooming and hygiene is deplorable, m’fren

    Jul 20, 2011

    A National Embarrassment.......


    Two shuttles destroyed in 114 mission. One in fifty seven. Sixty thousands dollars a kilo payload. 1.3 billion a launch.
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    The total cost of the Voyager mission from May 1972 through the Neptune encounter (including launch vehicles, radioactive power source (RTGs), and DSN tracking support) is 865 million dollars which visited four planets. At $196 billion total shuttle cost you could have funded 226 voyager type missions. It was a thinly disguised coporate giveaway. Thank God it's over....

    isn't this the Harry Potter where Lord Voldemort dies?

    Jul 13, 2011

    I have heard non stop on fox how in the US corporations pay the highest taxes in the world...

     

    Murdoch’s News Corp Generated $10.4 Billion Profits And Received $4.8 Billion In “Taxes” From The IRS

    By Tyler Durden
    Zero Hedge
    Call it the gift that  keeps on giving (if one is a corporation that is): the US Tax system, so  effective at extracting income tax from America’s working class, is just as  “effective” at redistributing said income tax at the corporate level. Case in  point: News Corp, which after generating $10.4 billion in profits over the past  4 years, and which would have been expected to pay the IRS $3.6 billion at the  statutory corporate tax rate, instead received $4.6 billion back from Uncle Sam. Bottom line: Murdoch’s corporation had a cash paid tax rate  of -46% between 2007 and 2010. The culrpit: two little somethings called  Deferred Tax Assets and Net Operating Loss Carry-forwards

    Jul 12, 2011

    things I want but don't need (part 13)

    Aquatic Jetpack
    Water powered jet pack

    I just heard the soudtrack on sat radio. (what ever happened to Vangelis?)

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    great film, often overlooked......

     


                                                                                                                                                                                     











    STRANGE DAYS Katherine Bigelow's grungy dystopian noir is often unfairly overlooked, partly because of a shaky last act. The beginning, however, is gangbusters. In one…
    STRANGE DAYS
    Katherine Bigelow's grungy dystopian noir is often unfairly overlooked, partly because of a shaky last act. The beginning, however, is gangbusters. In one frenetic three-minute-long extended take, she takes us through a vicious robbery gone wrong as seen through the eyes of one of the robbers. It's the perfect introduction to a world in which voyeurism is a top commodity

    Jul 11, 2011

    but then what isn't improved by improved by Star Destroyers?


    It's Sunday, let's go to church: Constable's "Salisbury Cathedral from the Bishop's Garden" is massively improved by these Star Destroyers, no?

    dig that...

    Jul 8, 2011

    sort of puts things in perspective....

    Saturn Storm Captured By Spacecraft: Stunning Images Show Storm Eight Times The Size Of Earth



    Jul 6, 2011

    hooray...


    Director Guillermo del Toro hasn't given up hope on the big-budget At the Mountains of Madness movie he was working on for Universal Pictures. Although he's since moved on to another project, he still has his sights set on the H.P. Lovecraft project

    gotta respect the enthusiasm.....

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    Thank you, I Can Has Cheezburger user b_dizzle, for making this glorious caption. And thank you, Antinous, for sending it to me

    I don't like this

    Monkey-Face A photo gallery of monkeys in Indonesia wearing masks made from dolls' heads.
    UPDATE: Xeni reminded me that she posted a much better gallery of masked monkeys in April

    Jul 3, 2011

    if you don't want to wear a helmet sign a f**kin wavier so I don't have you to pin ya down in the er has they drill a hole in your skull to relieve the pressure, ya wingnut....

    Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protesting Helmet Law In New York Motorcycle Helmet Death

    ONONDAGA, N.Y. -- Police say a motorcyclist participating in a protest ride against helmet laws in upstate New York died after he flipped over the bike's handlebars and hit his head on the pavement.
    The accident happened Saturday afternoon in the town of Onondaga, in central New York near Syracuse.
    State troopers tell The Post-Standard of Syracuse that 55-year-old Philip A. Contos of Parish, N.Y., was driving a 1983 Harley Davidson with a group of bikers who were protesting helmet laws by not wearing helmets.
    Troopers say Contos hit his brakes and the motorcycle fishtailed. The bike spun out of control, and Contos toppled over the handlebars. He was

    I am not as surprised as I should be...

    ‘Singing penis’ sets noise record for water insect

    Just when you think you've seen it all...

    If I could do that I wouldn't need a mate.

    I wonder if I can get mine to sing with "voice" lessons?




    A tiny water boatman is the loudest animal on
    Earth relative to its body size, a study has revealed.

    Scientists from France and Scotland recorded
    the aquatic animal "singing" at up to 99.2 decibels,
    the equivalent of listening to a loud orchestra play
    while sitting in the front row.

    The insect makes the sound by rubbing its penis
    against its abdomen in a process known as "stridulation