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Dec 21, 2011

Tastes like chicken?

Dutch Cannibalism: Broadcaster BNN To Air Men Eating Each Other's Human Flesh

AMSTERDAM -- A Dutch broadcaster – renowned for testing the limits of good taste and the law – says it will air a segment in which two presenters engage in cannibalism by eating a small chunk of one another's fried flesh.
A BNN spokesman said Tuesday the men had each had a small piece of tissue surgically removed for the stunt – one from his side and the other from his buttocks.
Presenter Dennis Storm said in a press release that his motivation was a simple desire to know how human flesh tastes.
A teaser clip for the show "Guinea Pigs," which airs Wednesday, shows the two men looking on as a chef fries tiny pieces of meat in a pan.
In 2007, BNN aired a fake game show in which people who needed kidney transplants competed on live television for a supposedly terminally ill woman's kidney. The woman was an actress and the show was a hoax, but it was praised by some for raising awareness of the need for donors and went on to win an international Emmy award.
Spokesman Thijs Verheij said Wednesday's show is real, but acknowledged the broadcaster had lied about "The Big Donor Show." He said the cannibalism episode had already been taped in front of witnesses.
"With the donor show we had a point to make, now there's no point," he said. "If at the end of all the buildup we said 'just kidding,' we'd look like fools."
One of the country's best-known criminal defense lawyers is participating in the program, and was quoted saying that cannibalism is not expressly illegal in the Netherlands.
However, "cutting and removing flesh from a healthy body without medical reason is illegal," Gerard Spong said. "Eating meat obtained in this way is ... punishable."
BNN, which targets a youth audience, has previously aired programs such as "Shooting and Swallowing" in which presenters used illegal drugs and performed sex acts.
 
 

got to love the Dutch....

Kim Jong-il Dropping the Bass

Kim Jong-il Dropping the Bass
Kim Jong-il Dropping the Bass
Kim Jong-il Dropping the Bass
Kim Jong-il Dropping the Bass
Kim Jong-il Dropping the Bass

Dec 20, 2011

dig this chick.....


Ape Speaks....

Well I dug it while it lasted. He had almost a solid week of being the front runner until he told Bob Schafer that he would have federal marshal's arrest judges he didn't agree with on Sunday. Looking at his curriculum vitae this was not a outlandish statement from a man who is the only thing standing between the holocaust and western civilization(his words) but I still wish it could have went longer. Now I get to see all the snakehandlers below the Mason Dixon line choke down voting for a Mormon. God I love the holidays.

The partys over, the candles flicker and dim... (Gingrich implodes, surprisingly not from weight.))


heartwarming

Armament, Human Heart-Shaped Glass Molotov Cocktails





San Francisco-based artist and photographe

Dec 19, 2011

today you gotta multitask..



Brass Knuckles Meat Tenderizer

Knuckles Meat Pounder
The Knuckles Meat Pounder by DCI is a meat tenderizer shaped like brass knuckles.

xmas dreck.....


"Those pesky gays, ruining the family structure what with all the genuine, unconditional love and affection they shower on their kids/grandkids.


The world is a poorer place.


Hitchens Remembered Through 15 of His Most Memorable Quotes

gty christopher hitchens jt 111216 wblog Hitchens Remembered Through 15 of His Most Memorable Quotes
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ABC News’ Peter Madden reports:
British American essayist and avowed atheist Christopher Hitchens died on Thursday, Dec. 15, at age 62, and he saw it coming.
“Death is certain,” he wrote in The Portable Atheist, “replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more.”
It would be remarkable if he felt this way, that the pinnacle of existence was the experience of sensation, even pain, however intense, as he battled esophageal cancer in the months before he died with no hope or expectation to walk through the Pearly Gates. His writings—witty, fierce, wildly controversial—promoted, even demanded a rational brand of atheism that left little room for compromise.
“I try to deny myself any illusions or delusions, and I think that this perhaps entitles me to try and deny the same to others, at least as long as they refuse to keep their fantasies to themselves,” he wrote in his memoir, Hitch-22.
His abhorrence of organized religion…
“Violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children: organized religion ought to have a great deal on its conscience.” God Is Not Great
…and dismissive distrust of faith…
“Faith is the surrender of the mind; it’s the surrender of reason, it’s the surrender of the only thing that makes us different from other mammals. It’s our need to believe, and to surrender our skepticism and our reason, our yearning to discard that and put all our trust or faith in someone or something, that is the sinister thing to me.”
…did not deprive him of a code of ethics…
“Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the ‘transcendent’ and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don’t be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you.”
…or a sharp sense of humor…
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realise that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.” The Portable Atheist.
To consider religion’s founders, flawed humans like himself, seemed to strip the institution of its divine mystery, and Hitchens would make a career of highlighting its contradictions and hypocrisies. If he had any faith, it was in himself, his intellect, and (sometimes) ours.
“Human decency is not derived from religion,” he wrote in God Is Not Great. “It precedes it.”
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“What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”
“By trying to adjust to the findings that it once tried so viciously to ban and repress, religion has only succeeded in restating the same questions that undermined it in earlier epochs. What kind of designer or creator is so wasteful and capricious and approximate? What kind of designer or creator is so cruel and indifferent? And—most of all—what kind of designer or creator only chooses to “reveal” himself to semi-stupefied peasants in desert regions?” The Portable Atheist
“The person who is certain, and who claims divine warrant for his certainty, belongs now to the infancy of our species.” God Is Not Great
“What happens to the faith healer and the shaman when any poor citizen can see the full effect of drugs or surgeries, administered without ceremonies or mystifications? Roughly the same thing as happens to the rainmaker when the climatologist turns up, or to the diviner from the heavens when schoolteachers get hold of elementary telescopes.” God Is Not Great
“Religion is man-made. Even the men who made it cannot agree on what their prophets or redeemers or gurus actually said or did.” God Is Not Great
“My own view is that this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground by a superior civilization, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I can’t prove it, but you can’t disprove it either.” God Is Not Great
“Every day, the New York Times carries a motto in a box on its front page. “All the News That’s Fit to Print,” it says. It’s been saying it for decades, day in and day out. I imagine most readers of the canonical sheet have long ceased to notice this bannered and flaunted symbol of its mental furniture. I myself check every day to make sure that the bright, smug, pompous, idiotic claim is still there. Then I check to make sure that it still irritates me. If I can still exclaim, under my breath, why do they insult me and what do they take me for and what the hell is it supposed to mean unless it’s as obviously complacent and conceited and censorious as it seems to be, then at least I know I still have a pulse. You may wish to choose a more rigorous mental workout but I credit this daily infusion of annoyance with extending my lifespan.” Letters to a Young Contrarian

Dec 15, 2011

this about sums it up...



‘he’s a stupid man’s idea of what a smart person sounds like,’ Paul Krugman

some sweet, rethought movie posters....

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modern_stenographer_inception
modern_stenographer_district9
modern_stenographer_blackswan

Faux news...9.0% to 8.6% no drop.....

soft weapons ......


A series of weapons made from harmless materials for a feature article centred around the topic of 'Guerilla Gardening' and 'Yarn Bombing'. Photography: Sam Hofman

I NEED THIS!!!!!!! DALEK XMAS TREE

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Dec 13, 2011

I have no idea what's goin on. But their choice of music is always arresting...


 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Two-Snouted Pig With Shared Cyclops Eye Born In China (Picture)

Twoheaded Pig
This, ladies and gentlemen, isn't you average piglet. You don't need to be a veterinarian to work that one out, that's for sure.
The fifth of his litter, the as-yet unnamed little critter won't be becoming sliced ham any time soon, with Jintu deciding that as a one of a kind, he's just too special to end up on a plate.
"I've been raising pigs for 15 years and I've never seen anything like this before," said Jintu. "We knew something was different because her head was so large we had to help when her mother gave birth."
This isn't the first time the world's seen a double-headed pig, however, with the genetic mutation cropping up here and there quite a few times over the years. Here's just one example and here a couple more from other species, with a two-headed turtle and a two-headed snake also appearing in the news of late.
If you're interested in finding out more about "polycephaly" - as the scientsists call it - here's a website dedicated to just that. Be warned, though... it's pretty damn weird.