tru dat...

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A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and
her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first
child?” the doctor asked. “No, you idiot!” the man shouted.
“This is her husband!”

How the Earth was made (this should piss off the foil hat crowd)

 

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Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"—

The white noise sound that was on a constant loop in his head didn't help...

Bush explains reaction to 9/11 attack news during historic “My Pet Goat” reading

“I wanted to project a sense of calm.” George W. Bush explains, for the first time, why he reacted as he did after having been advised that the US was under attack on September 11, 2001.

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What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? The floor is level

labor intensive animation very cool.........

Eric Power is an independent filmmaker based in Austin, TX, who is best known for intricate, cut-paper animated short films. He created two such shorts as channel IDs for the Boing Boing in-flight entertainment TV channel on Virgin America Airlines, which you can watch while flying in their planes starting in about a week (channel 10!). I’m a big fan of Eric’s work, and am always amazed at how obsessively, intricately genius his craft is.

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Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. When the state trooper asks "Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?", Heisenberg just smiles and says, "No, but I know where I was!"—

Sometimes when you go real deep you forget to come up for air.....

When she was good, she was very very good.

 

same old story....

In case of any confusion, the big black arrow is pointing out the drug-addled gorilla

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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool.

A shame...but not unexpected....

British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead today at age 27, of an apparent drug overdose.

27 tough hump for talent... Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain  all died at 27

yikes....

Akshat Saxena Has Most Fingers And Toes: Guinness World Records

Akshat Saxena was born with 34 fingers and toes in India in 2010.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish.

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• An AT andT cell tower walks into a bar and says, "I wo...enj...blac...nin...ou.........."—

nice......

The extraordinary Porsche Design Shisha combines high-quality materials such as aluminium, stainless steel and glass with the timeless and unique design approach of the luxury brand. Puristic and stylish at the same time. The Porsche Design Shisha is made in Germany and stands at a height of 55 centimetres. It only shows a discreet branding on the aluminium top of the Shisha and comes with a long flexible tube made out of TecFlex material, which is also used for the classic Porsche Design TecFlex writing tools

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Michelle Bachman's spirtual advisor

The homo forces of darkness are out to git redneck ‘preacher’ Damon Thompson

Idiot redneck “preacher” Damon Thompson is ignorant, bigoted and proud of it. He makes his living spewing mono-syllabic hatred towards a group of people (gays) who he personally, has probably never had any direct experience with (unless, of course, what they say about the most vocal homophobes is true. I hadn’t considered that).

Thompson’s “flock” are the people for whom the Tea Party movement—or the Ku Klux Klan—is a step beyond them intellectually. As one YouTube commenter quipped “This is Christianity for meth-heads!”
Well put. If advanced beings from the future ever arrive on Earth, you can bet Damon Thompson would be the first one to want to burn them at the stake. What this hillbilly ignoramous doesn’t realize is that when “the queers” are re-broadcasting his message to hundreds of thousands of people across the Internet, the people watching are just laughing at him. Pointing and laughing at the dumb hick.
To the average person watching his YouTube clips, Damon Thompson just appears to be a brainless hillbilly moron. No more, no less. He’s as compelling as a drunk racist and possessing half the charisma. There is nothing, not one thing, that is even remotely interesting about him. His “message” is trite and inconsequential. People are just laughing at him. Eventually we’ll never hear his name again and no one will even remember him. He doesn’t even distinguish himself as a decent enough gay-basher to achieve any real prominence in the field. Not with the likes of Bryan Fischer around. Thompson is an inarticulate dud by comparison.
(A note to Damon: You look like a smelly hobo, dude. I could have sworn I saw flies buzzing around your head in the video clip. Have you ever considered going on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? I think they could really help you. I know they could. Your personal grooming and hygiene is deplorable, m’fren

A National Embarrassment.......

Two shuttles destroyed in 114 mission. One in fifty seven. Sixty thousands dollars a kilo payload. 1.3 billion a launch.

The total cost of the Voyager mission from May 1972 through the Neptune encounter (including launch vehicles, radioactive power source (RTGs), and DSN tracking support) is 865 million dollars which visited four planets. At $196 billion total shuttle cost you could have funded 226 voyager type missions. It was a thinly disguised coporate giveaway. Thank God it's over....

isn't this the Harry Potter where Lord Voldemort dies?