I bought one yesterday. After giving it a soothing bath in warm water I released into a vat of melted butter...

Buddhists Buy, Release Over 500 Live Lobsters Back To The Sea

classic....

Immediately before dying of cerebral meningitis in 1900, Wilde stated "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

 

bad joke post

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

PUMPKIN PI

I do like this.....

Video: Patton Oswalt Reveals Wizard’s Dark Secret in ‘Final Battle’

In The Final Battle, Patton Oswalt plays a wizard with a dark secret. It’s the latest five-second film from 5-Second Films, and it’s definitely worth five seconds of your time.

I don't like this....

 

Panasonic has an eye on your parental dollar in this ad for a baby monitor, posted today by Ads of the World. The creative director was Daniel Corrêa.