BEARS!!!!!!!!! (apologies to stephen colbert)

Clyde Gardner Wanted To Wear Bear's Skin, Murder Ex-Girlfriend: Prosecutors

MALONE, N.Y. — A New York man who had abused his ex-girlfriend and then plotted to kill her and make it look like she had been mauled by a bear was sentenced to prison for trying to hire someone to kill her in a staged car crash.
Clyde Gardner gave up on his first idea: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear's paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind.

WTF?

'Human Centipede 2' is out on Oct. 7.

He's dead, Jim...

bring your child to work day. (house edition)

Image: From the Onion, a photoshopped image of John Boehner holding a child hostage on the steps of Congress. A series of tweets related to this article caused a stir today.