Redditor Specialxk's zombie walk face-and-throat trompe l'oeil makeup job is awesomely horrifying, and it's a nice extension of the sort of work we've featured before with the Venom makeup from Captainsarasparrow
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Oct 18, 2012
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Redditor Specialxk's zombie walk face-and-throat trompe l'oeil makeup job is awesomely horrifying, and it's a nice extension of the sort of work we've featured before with the Venom makeup from Captainsarasparrow
Oct 17, 2012
Fire Whip Cracking to Black Sabbath's "Paranoid"
Zak Loves Mandy
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If you haven't seenStar Wars as Medieval Manuscript Illustrations
By on October 16, 2012
Thai artist Chawakarn Khongprasert created these fantastic illustrations of notable Star Wars moments, in the style of medieval illuminated manuscripts & paintings.
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Tardigrades, Plucky Microorganisms That Can Survive in Space
Tardigrades, Plucky Microorganisms That Can Survive in Space
Back in September, Motherboard posted this fascinating video on Mike Shaw, a self-described naturalist who studies tardigrades, hardy microorganisms that can survive extreme conditions including the vacuum of space. Tardigrades (aka Water Bears or Moss Piglets) can enter a state of suspended animation—cryptobiosis—which allows them to survive temperature and pressure extremes, radiation, and other lethal conditions.
Expired Jug of McDonald’s McJordan BBQ Sauce From 1992
By on October 16, 2012
Recently on eBay, there was an unopened, expired jug of McDonald’s McJordan BBQ Sauce from 1992 up for auction. It was the sauce used on the McJordan Burger, a promotional burger named after pro basketball player Michael Jordan (in some markets, it was called the “Big 33″ after Larry Bird). If you were hoping to bid on this gallon of nostalgic goodness, sorry, it sold on Monday October 15 to an anonymous Chicago buyer. The asking price: $9,995.00 (though, shipping was free).
Oct 5, 2012
Useless Machines in a political struggle
Star Wars Themed Ice Cube Trays That Can Create Ice or Candy
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
The Star Wars Ice Cube Trays at ThinkGeek are a great collection of food and dishwasher safe custom formed silicone trays that you can use to make ice cubes or candies shaped like Star Wars characters and spacecrafts. Each ice cube tray is available to purchase at ThinkGeek.
Star Wars Character Head Ice Cube Tray (Darth Vader)
Star Wars R2-D2 Ice Cube Tray
Star Wars X-Wing Ice Cube Tray
Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray
Star Wars R2-D2 / Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube & Candy Trays
Star Wars Millennium Falcon / Darth Vader Ice Cube & Candy Trays
Star Wars X-Wing / R2-D2 Ice Cube & Candy Trays
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My Gimpy Life, A Web Comedy Series About a Disabled Actress
My Gimpy Life is a fantastic original web comedy series that follows Teal Sherer, a disabled actress “trying to navigate Hollywood in her wheelchair.” Sherer created the hilarious series which is written by Gabe Uhr, directed by Sean Becker and guest stars Gary Anthony Williams, Felicia Day, Patricia Tallman, and Brent Bradshaw.
The series’ first season is available to view online and also take a listen to the My Gimpy Life behind-the-scenes podcast.
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The series’ first season is available to view online and also take a listen to the My Gimpy Life behind-the-scenes podcast.
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Oct 4, 2012
Human-Powered Freerunning Rube Goldberg Machine
Frankfurt, Germany freerunner and parkour enthusiast Jason Paul, his Team Farang parkour pals, and many others friends, teamed up in Hamburg at an abandoned factory to control and freerun through an amazingly complex human-powered Rube Goldberg machine sponsored by Red Bull. The machine is filled with insane obstacles, chain reactions, stunts and excitement. Getting from point A to point B never looked so difficult / awesome.
Abraham Lincoln and Booze, A History on TV’s How Booze Built America
“…he called it the ‘Great Devastator’…”
In this clip titled Lincoln and Booze, Discovery Channel’s How Booze Built America host Mike Rowe briefly describes Abraham Lincoln’s (sometimes conflicting) history with alcohol.
Oct 3, 2012
Breaking Ned, A Walter White & Ned Flanders Mashup Series
“I am the one who Knock-diddly-ocks!”
In this humorous 3-part illustrated series titled Breaking Ned, New Zealand artist AKADoom combines Breaking Bad‘s Walter White with The Simpsons‘ Ned Flanders.
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Solar-powered dowel-sawing machine is a perfect desktop distraction
Alex's Almost Useless Machine is a solar-powered desktop amusement that slowly saws through dowels whenever the light is bright enough to power its motor. It's mesmerizing.
Quadcopters playing catch
Oct 2, 2012
Every On-Screen Drink in Mad Men in Less Than 5 Minutes
Bryan Menegus of Slacktory created Every On-Screen Drink in Mad Men (in Less Than Five Minutes), a supercut video that highlights all the drinking shown on the TV series, Mad Men (not surprisingly, there’s a lot).
Breaking Bad’s Walter White as Custom Figurines
By on October 1, 2012
In this series of custom 12-inch figurines, artist Trevor Grove of Sideshow Collectibles sculpted the likeness of Walter White, the character played by actor Bryan Cranston on TV’s Breaking Bad. According to Huffington Post, Grove gifted the figures to Vince Gilligan, the creator of the show.
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LEGO Dr. Strangelove (video)
3D printer company seizes its leased unit from the home of a man planning to print out a pistol
fractal cutlery.
On the FractalForums message boards, a user called LhoghoNurbs has posted this wonderful contest-entry for a notional set of fractal cutlery. In a subsequent post, LhoghoNurbs explains that all the image manipulation was done in the GIMP, without any 3D modelling software. LhoghoNurbs wants a set of these, and so do It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
BY Colin Nissan
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I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.
I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”
Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff’rent Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn’t it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that’s upsetting, but I’m not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.
The next thing I’m going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.
Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling? Well then you’re going to fucking love my house. Just look where you’re walking or you’ll get KO’d by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above. And when you do, you’re going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical Italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.
For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.
Welcome to autumn, fuckheads
I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”
Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff’rent Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn’t it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that’s upsetting, but I’m not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.
The next thing I’m going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.
Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling? Well then you’re going to fucking love my house. Just look where you’re walking or you’ll get KO’d by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above. And when you do, you’re going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical Italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.
For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.
Welcome to autumn, fuckheads
Sep 28, 2012
Steampunk Nintendo casemod
Redditor Andrew5785 refurbed an elderly Nintendo system for a covetous steampunk nephew, turning it into a sweet little contrafactual brass retrofuture contraption.Flat Time, A Poster of a Clock that is Actually a Clock
Flat Time, A Poster of a Clock that is Actually a Clock
By on September 27, 2012
Flat Time by designer Finn Magee is a poster of a digital alarm clock that is actually a functioning clock. Scroll down to see his other functional posters: Flat Sound (a speaker) and Flat Light (an LED light). Flat Time is available for pre-order
Sep 26, 2012
MMMMMMMMMM..DOUGHNUTS
Bagelheads’ are Injecting Saline Into Their Foreheads to Create Trendy Bagel-Like Shapes
By on September 26, 2012
In National Geographic’s new series Taboo, we learn that the latest Japanese trend in body modification is “injecting saline solution into the forehead to create a temporary bagel-like shape.” Recipients are called “Bagelheads” and in this clip from the episode titled Extreme Bodies, you can see how it’s done.
For some people, improving one’s appearance can lead to extreme body modification…artist Keroppy is leading the way in the trendy body modification industry. His newest exhibition features “bagelheads,” people with what looks like a small bagel protruding from their foreheads.
Fett Noir, Classic Noir Movie Posters Given a Star Wars Remix
By on September 26, 2012
Calgary, Canada freelance art director Dean Reeves has created a series of painted movie posters titled Fett Noir that give a collection of classic noir movie posters (Nightmare Alley, This Gun for Hire, Night and the City and The Big Sleep) a great Star Wars remix. A limited edition of 250 numbered 12″ x 18″ prints of each of the four poster designs are available to purchase on Etsy.
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The Armory Club, Kink.com Opens a Swank Upscale Cocktail Lounge
image via The Armory Club
The Armory Club is Kink.com’s recently opened upscale cocktail lounge located in San Francisco’s Mission neighborhood. It is described as “the best a bar should offer: thoughtful drinks, attentive service and comfortable design with the right amount of kink to make a night of it!” The Armory Club is open Monday through Sunday (doors open at 5 PM each day) at 1799 Mission Street in San Francisco, California, which is across the street from the Kink.com SF Armory headquarters (we recently posted about the adult film set tour I took there). Photographer Michael Mason of Grub Street San Francisco paid a visit the night before its opening and shot the club’s swank interior (gallery).
Delicious Drinks, Attentive Service, Beautiful Barroom, and just enough kink to make it a night!
photo by Michael Mason via Grub Street San Francisco
photo by Michael Mason via Grub Street San Francisco
photo by Michael Mason via Grub Street San Francisco
image via The Armory Club
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