here we go.....

Perry backer says Mormonism is a cult...


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It wasn't all anti-Obama speeches at the Values Voters Summit Friday. Texas evangelical leader Robert Jeffress introduced Texas Gov. Rick Perry as a “a genuine follower of Jesus Christ,” and then explained his word choice by telling reporters that Mitt Romney “is not a Christian.” Perry's campaign immediately tried to distance itself from Jeffress, saying that it “does not believe Mormonism is a cult” and that Jeffress had been chosen boy the event's organizers. But Perry's camp acknowledges that it is the pastor at an influential Baptist church in Dallas. Jeffress, surprised by the response to his comments, said, “This isn’t news. This idea that Mormonism is a theological cult is not news either.” Romney's campaign declined to comment.

Dr Seus version (via the Lovecraftsman)

 

not your grandma's crocheting....

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Pot holder for your baked goods....ha ha ha ha (it's early)

This silicone pot holder, aptly named Pot Holder designed by GAMA-GO, is punningly made in the shape of a marijuana leaf and is available from our friends at

A year out...(Ape editorial)

                   O.K. A year or so to go. 9.1 % unemployment. Iraq a forgotten mess. Afghanistan a hot mess. It should be a Republican cake walk.  But it's not. Perry is a idiotic boot wearin numbnutdid that..) Cain makes pizza (I like pizza but...) (Michelle Bachmanis bare wires nuts... Gingrich well he is Gingrich..so that leaves Romney. Now it is impossible for a modern Republican candidate to win the electoral college with sweeping the southern states. And Mitt is a Mormon which is going to make all the snakehandlers below the Mason Dixon very antsy which will lead to all kinds of third party challenges. The old saying was that "liberals fall in love republicans fall in line " doesn't seem to hold true this year. Conservatives need some love, Can mitt deliver? I am not sure. Obama should be getting boxes from uhaul (I realize be angry at Obama for not turning things around is like screaming at you wife after you gave her a bucket of shit and come back a hour later and it's not a souffle ) But confidently wisdom says it shouldn't even be close.It's sure looks pretty close from here  

smokin......

so cool I can't stand it.....

leave sh** alone...

New York State Senators want "refined First Amendment," laws to prevent trolling, flaming and excluding people from online groups

By Cory Doctorow at 5:55 am Wednesday, Oct 5

 

New York State Senators Jeff Klein, Diane Savino, David Carlucci and David Valesky apparently missed civics class, because they think the First Amendment grants the "privilege" of free speech, not the right, and that this "refined" view of free speech should be implemented in order to stop people from saying stupid things on the Internet.
Their report suggests that a "refined" First Amendment could be used to stop "happy slapping" (a short-lived violent craze from 2005), trolling, "flaming," and "INTENTIONALLY AND CRUELLY EXCLUDING SOMEONE FROM AN ONLINE GROUP" (the caps are theirs).

Seriously? If we don't let you into the club, it's now a form of cyberbullying? It makes you wonder what happened to these particular Senators when they were kids.
The paper also attacks "anonymity," again ignoring how anonymity can often be extremely helpful to kids who wish to discuss things and ask questions without revealing who they are.
As for where they're going with this? Well, you guessed it: they're planning to introduce new laws to deal with cyberbullying (even though NY already has such a law). The plan is to extend two existing areas of law: "stalking in the third degree" will now include cyberbullying, and "manslaughter in the second degree" will be expanded to "include the emerging problem of bullycide."

huh?

Regardless of what side of the gun control debate you're on, we can all agree that guns aren't welcome during naptime.

mmmmmmm....edible mouse and usb stick

Mouse and USB stick sandwich and garnish

 

 

Here's a clever mouse-and-USB-stick sandwich, creator uncredited

three artists at the top of their games..

Is this goose stepping schmuck still alive?

Pat Buchanan: Black People Bought 'Propaganda' On The 'Liberal Plantation'

Pat Buchanan endorsed Herman Cain's controversial claim that black voters have been "brainwashed" into voting Democratic -- and, on Thursday, he added some very controversial opinions of his own to the mix.

On Wednesday, Cain told CNN that black voters "have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view." The comment received a lot of attention, and MSNBC's Martin Bashir asked Buchanan about it on his Thursday show. Buchanan said he wholeheartedly approved.
"I think the African American community has embraced Great Society liberalism which has been devastating for the African American family," he said. "...I admire Herman Cain for standing up and going against, if you will, the conventional wisdom, and being a tough African American businessman."
"Brainwashed?" Bashir said. "That's a fairly strong term."
"I think what he's saying is they bought a lot of liberal propaganda on the liberal plantation and I think he's right!" Buchanan replied staunchly.
"On the liberal plantation. Wow." Bashir said. "That's right," Buchanan said.

Buchanan got himself into hot water In August when he called President Obama "your boy" to Al Sharpton. (Buchanan later clarified his remarks.)

I sort of suspected....

A large handwritten

dig that.....

Forgot to report $700,000 of income? Get em....

Clarence Thomas Should Be Investigated For Nondisclosure, Democratic Lawmakers Say

The letter outlines how, throughout his 20-year tenure on the Supreme Court, Thomas routinely checked a box titled "none" on his annual financial disclosure forms, indicating that his wife had received no income. But in reality, the letter states, she earned nearly $700,000 from the Heritage Foundation from 2003 to 2007 alone.

BEARS!!!!!!!!! (apologies to stephen colbert)

Clyde Gardner Wanted To Wear Bear's Skin, Murder Ex-Girlfriend: Prosecutors

MALONE, N.Y. — A New York man who had abused his ex-girlfriend and then plotted to kill her and make it look like she had been mauled by a bear was sentenced to prison for trying to hire someone to kill her in a staged car crash.
Clyde Gardner gave up on his first idea: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear's paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind.

WTF?

'Human Centipede 2' is out on Oct. 7.

He's dead, Jim...

bring your child to work day. (house edition)

Image: From the Onion, a photoshopped image of John Boehner holding a child hostage on the steps of Congress. A series of tweets related to this article caused a stir today.

elegant....