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Feb 23, 2012

interesting....

Volkswagen Imperial AT-AT Walker

who lets this yahoo out without supervision?

Hollywood is Indoctrinating Children via 'The Lorax' and 'Arrietty,' Says Lou Dobbs


Lou Dobbs and his conservative ilk have had it with your liberal agenda, Hollywood! The talk show host took to the airwaves on Fox News yesterday to inform the world that the release of two new kid's movies, "The Lorax" and "The Secret World of Arrietty," represents nothing less than the movie industry "once again trying to indoctrinate our children."

Strange man plays a flute made from a cabbage


In this video, a man has figured out how to make a flute out of a cabbage. Watch him play the butterfly song.

yikes!!!

Crocodile Bites Off Part Of Elderly Man's Testicles In Zimbabwe; Jonah Maturure Survives Attack

Croc

A 70-year-old man from Zimbabwe narrowly escaped a crocodile attack as he crossed the Chivake River with his pants off -- but he lost part of his testicles and suffered a few broken bones in the melee.
Jonah Maturure told the Sunday News that he'd taken off his trousers and put them in a tomato box above his head before he crossed the river. He'd crossed the same spot in the same river several times before, but this time, a giant croc was waiting for him.
"I was not suspecting anything ... But when I was almost in the middle of the river I was attacked," he told the news website. "It mauled a chunk of my buttocks before attacking my manhood, tearing my testicles into shreds. The skin covering my manhood was partly torn but I quickly put my thumb in its mouth ... It then grabbed my hand and I could hear my bones cracking."
Realizing that he wasn't going to save his personal possessions, he threw his tomato box in the river, The Sun reported.
That move may have saved his life.
The beast loosened its death grip and swam straight for the tomato box. Maturure escaped, bleeding profusely from his nethers, and ran to a nearby house for help.
The battle was just one of a string of crocodile attacks recently in Gutu, an area with a spread-out

really?

Mormon Baptism Targets Anne Frank -- Again

Anne Frank 
Anne Frank, the Jewish girl whose diary and death in a Nazi concentration camp made her a symbol of the Holocaust, was allegedly baptized posthumously Saturday by a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, according to whistleblower Helen Radkey, a former member of the church.
The ritual was conducted in a Mormon temple in the Dominican Republic, according to Radkey, a Salt Lake City researcher who investigates such incidents, which violate a 2010 pact between the Mormon Church and Jewish leaders.
Radkey said she discovered that Annelies Marie "Anne" Frank, who died at Bergen Belsen death camp in 1945 at age 15, was baptized by proxy on Saturday. Mormons have submitted versions of her name at least a dozen times for proxy rites and carried out the ritual at least nine times from 1989 to 1999, according to Radkey. But Radkey says this is the first time in more than a decade that Frank's name has been discovered in a database that can be used both for genealogy and also to submit a deceased person's name to be considered for proxy baptism -- a separate process, according to a spokesman for the church. The database is only open to Mormons.
A screen shot of the database sent by Radkey shows a page for Frank stating "completed" next to categories labeled "Baptism" and "Confirmation," with the date Feb. 18, 2012, and the name of the Santo Domingo Dominican Republic Temple.
As The Huffington Post has reported, Mormon posthumous proxy baptism has continued, despite church vows to stop.
Negotiations between Mormon and Jewish leaders led to a 1995 agreement for the church to stop the posthumous baptism of all Jews, except in the case of direct ancestors of Mormons, but Radkey says she found that some Mormons had failed to adhere to the agreement.
The name of Nobel Peace Prize winner Elie Wiesel was recently submitted to the restricted genealogy website as "ready" for posthumous proxy baptism, though the church says the rite is reserved for the deceased, and Wiesel is alive. Wiesel, a Holocaust survivor, was among a group of Jewish leaders who campaigned against the practice and prompted the 2010 pact by which the Mormon Church promises to at least prevent proxy baptism requests for Holocaust victims.
Wiesel last week called on Republican presidential candidate and Mormon Mitt Romney, a former Mormon bishop who has donated millions to the church, to speak out about the practice.
The Romney campaign has previously refused to comment and referred The Huffington Post to the LDS church. HuffPost emailed a church spokesman for comment Tuesday, but did not immediately receive a reply.
Radkey's discovery of another possible proxy baptism for Frank follows an apology from the Mormon Church last week for recent posthumous baptisms of Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal's parents.
Radkey noted that the latest baptism of Frank by proxy is especially egregious, because she was an unmarried teenager who left no descendants. Mormon officials have stressed that church members are only supposed to submit the names of their ancestors, in accordance with the agreements.
"The security of the names submissions process for posthumous rites must be questioned, in view of the rash of prominent Jewish Holocaust names that have recently appeared on Mormon temple rolls," Radkey said about her latest find. "This one sailed straight through, with Anne's correct name in their 'secure' database."
Radkey said she expects once word gets out that church officials will scrub the records as they did with Wiesel and Weisenthal's parents.
The Mormon Church responded later Tuesday in a statement by spokesman Michael Purdy, sent to The Huffington Post: "The Church keeps its word and is absolutely firm in its commitment to not accept the names of Holocaust victims for proxy baptism."
"While no system is foolproof in preventing the handful of individuals who are determined to falsify submissions we are committed to taking action against individual abusers," the statement says, "It is distressing when an individual willfully violates the Church’s policy and something that should be understood to be an offering based on love and respect becomes a source of contention."

fun w/t perspective

Pedestrian Pedestal 3D Illusion Street Art

3D pedestal street art by E1000
3D pedestal street art by E1000
This 3D illusion street art by E1000 puts unwitting pedestrians in Madrid up on a pedestal

Earnest Biblical gentleman refutes rotating Earth, heliocentrism, relativity


In this earnest, protracted video, an emphatic gentleman argues that the Earth does not rotate, and stresses that if science's claims to the contrary are accepted, that this will call all of the Bible into question. 35 minutes later, I have watched many inspirational minicopter launches from the hood of a moving pickup truck to the accompaniment of wailing rock-n-roll guitars, while tiny, repetitive type rolls across the screen. It's quite a convincer. Also: Motocross! Parasailing! Babies with glasses! Mumbo jumbo excuses! RUBBISH I SAY!!!

Zombie Princess Leia and Stormtrooper cosplayers


Vill4no snapped this great shot of zombie Star Wars cosplayers at Megacon 2012, where there was much awesomeness on display, judging from the rest of the set.

can't get this tune out of my head....

Ballad of the Virginia mandatory transvaginal ultrasound


Jonathan Mann has devoted today's song-a-day entry to the notorious Virginia transvaginal ultrasound. He notes, "As I was writing this song, the Virginia house passed a bill which still mandates ultrasounds within 24 hours of an abortion, but thankfully, they left out the transvaginal part. I still think the songs stands, though."

Feb 21, 2012

Feb 17, 2012

priceless.....

John Cleese Responds To Monty Python YouTube Channel Comments

John Cleese provides some hilarious responses to questions and comments left on the Monty Python YouTube channel.
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Hair Hats, Incredible Animal-Shaped Hair Sculptures by Nagi Noda

 

 

cool...

Open Elevator Shaft Illusion in London Shopping Center


False elevator floor illusion
The floor in this London shopping center elevator appears to be missing, thanks to a 3D illusion image created by artist Andrew Walker. The stunt, which genuinely alarmed shoppers, was a promotion for a new ride at British amusement park

old sov prop posters

Propaganda posters of Soviet space program 1958-1963

Fatherland! You lighted the star of progress and peace. Glory to the science, glory to the labor! Glory to the Soviet regime!
Soviet space program propaganda poster 2
I am happy - this is my work joining the work of my republic

Soviet space program propaganda poster 3
In the name of peace

Soviet space program propaganda poster 4
We were born to make the fairy tale come true!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 5
Conquer the space!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 6
The way for man is open!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 7
Sons of October - Pioneers of the Universe!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 8
Navigation in space is open!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 9
The road in the space is Soviet!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 10
Glory to the Soviet people – the pioneer of space!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 11
Glory to the KPSS!

Soviet space program propaganda poster 12
Gagarin, Titov, Nikolaev, Popovich – the mighty knights of our days
Soviet space program propaganda poster 13
Socialism is our launching pad

small fu*kin lizard

Feb 16, 2012

Foster Friess, Rick Santorum Super PAC Backer, Talks Contraception



Rick Santorum Campaign Rhetoric


Foster Friess, a top donor to a Rick Santorum-aligned super PAC, dismissed the importance of his
candidate's stances on social issues in an interview with MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell Thursday, adding a bizarre statement about birth control.
Friess was asked about Santorum's beliefs on social issues such as abortion and gay rights, which have led many to question his viability in a general election.
"I get such a chuckle when these things come out," he said. He added, "We have jihadist camps being set up in Latin America, which Rick has been warning about and people seem to be so preoccupied with sex -- I think it says something about our culture. We maybe need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are."
Friess then turned to contraception. "This contraceptive thing, my gosh it's such [sic] inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly," he said.

Witness the fall....

Gideon's Fall: When You Don't Have a Prayer, Only a Miracle Will Do
Gideon's Fall: When You Don't Have a Prayer, Only a Miracle Will Do [Kindle Edition
4.0 out of 5 stars Action Packed Parable, February 7, 2012
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Helluva story! Sacred cows run screaming from every page of this action tale. Sci-Fi military gadgetry a-plenty and a black humor view of how our corporate-run world will evolve (with the Church as a major power) provides a schema for jaw-dropping adventure.
World-class manipulators and brutal fighters criss-cross the globe wringing profit from fighting 'contests' using million-dollar man technology gone wild.
A chess game scenario in which heads of state attempt world domination will cause the reader to question the motivations of current events.

World Record for Highest Shallow Dive


Daredevil Darren Taylor (aka Professor Splash) holds the world record for the highest shallow dive. He achieved the record by jumping from a height of 36 feet into less than 12 inches of water.
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